If you do not know who ‘yahoo boys’ are, then either you do not live in Nigeria or you are pretending. They derived their name from the popular internet company Yahoo!, whose e-mail accounts are sometimes used by fraudsters. Apart from being a national cause for concern, internet fraud is also widely seen as the only way to make money among young Nigerians. Cybercrime is glorified in many songs, memes, and movies as an effective way to ascend past the shackles of poverty. Most times, a young boy is depicted as having lived in abject poverty until a bad friend introduces him to internet fraud. Once he abandons his morals, he becomes an instant success financially, and if he faces consequences—which they seldom do—it would be simply an arrest or madness. If you are sane, you would be asking, "What’s simple about arrest?" You see, these criminals hardly spend up to a month in jail because in real life they are bailed out by a more senior player in the game. For individuals who know this, their fear of lawful repercussions dissipates.
Yahoo boys also have their sayings that act as motivational quotes for them. Here are a few:
"No throway your garri say your neighbor dey cook rice. Him gas fit finish"
"Na person who work for night go chop for morning"
"Rain wey beat us today go wash our Benz tomorrow. Aje!"
"Hot water wey dey make egg strong dey make yam soft. Be humble"
"Trust the process. Even traffic lights go red before green go show"
Despite being seen as a bad group by many, some individuals see them as a technological labor force for the African giant. One of such people is the President-Elect of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Bola Ahmed Tinubu who stated during a campaign rally that he would create technology hubs for the Yahoo boys if elected. He vowed:
"I will convert Yahoo boys and make them useful by converting their talents and intellects to produce chips for industries."
My topic is not based on whether he meant it or not, but rather on the content of his statement. You cannot deny that the adoption of more technology solutions is a welcome development, but with the number of Yahoo boys around, we should understand that where there is technological advancement, preparation should be made for more intelligent forms of fraud. If these criminals can be rehabilitated and trained effectively, Nigeria can be a technological force in the league of India, China, and the United States. Yahoo boys have cast a shadow on every young Nigerian male with a laptop. The police have also been accused of framing and arresting young Nigerians for internet fraud wrongfully in order to appear hard-working. Cryptocurrency enthusiasts are also seen as scammers because they make money without needing to carry a file around.
As a young child, I grew accustomed to the sound of gunshots and having to run at unexpected moments because of the militants in my neighborhood. Many of these individuals, who caused the deaths of hundreds, are now beneficiaries of amnesty programs. The question is, can there be an amnesty program for Yahoo boys too? Or is that too unimportant an issue to address?
The declension of this young generation is facilitated by the popularity cybercrime has gained. No matter what the baby boomers say, the need to gain wealth by any means necessary will remain a desire for many. The steps we take in securing our nation and preparing for the future depend on the decisions we make concerning our young people. Are they simply criminals that need to be punished, or a misguided work force for technological advancement? Give it a thought.